Like Pirate Teeth…

The hallways were narrow, hot and humid. They were dimly and inconsistently lit. The mailboxes on the wall inside the foyer door were differently sized and labeled with Post-It notes taped to their doors. Every wall was spider-webbed with cracked plaster. None of the utility plates matched. Every door in the building seemed to be [...]

Switches Hate Me.

Hammer-drills, screen doors, and cars that may or may not have had hood-latches. I’ve established, at great length, that I am not by nature a handy guy. I don’t know how to tune up my snow blower. I don’t know how to change the oil in my car. I wouldn’t know where to start if [...]