“Rock On”? Idiot.

Some time ago, I’m pretty sure it was before I was born, humans started using words to communicate. I’m very sure that a few minutes later, some asshole gave some other poor asshole a “piece of advice”. I’m certain it was very wise and not at all a myopic, semi-autobiographical humble-brag. Upon receiving unsolicited advice [...]

Like Pirate Teeth…

The hallways were narrow, hot and humid. They were dimly and inconsistently lit. The mailboxes on the wall inside the foyer door were differently sized and labeled with Post-It notes taped to their doors. Every wall was spider-webbed with cracked plaster. None of the utility plates matched. Every door in the building seemed to be [...]