“Rock On”? Idiot.

Some time ago, I’m pretty sure it was before I was born, humans started using words to communicate. I’m very sure that a few minutes later, some asshole gave some other poor asshole a “piece of advice”. I’m certain it was very wise and not at all a myopic, semi-autobiographical humble-brag. Upon receiving unsolicited advice [...]

Switches Hate Me.

Hammer-drills, screen doors, and cars that may or may not have had hood-latches. I’ve established, at great length, that I am not by nature a handy guy. I don’t know how to tune up my snow blower. I don’t know how to change the oil in my car. I wouldn’t know where to start if [...]